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Our Virtual Fortune COOKies

Posted on 17 April 2015

We’re unreasonably chuffed with our virtual fortune COOKies. (Our shops were keen to get the real thing. But the fortune cookies they ordered online turned out to be full of scary chemicals that turn children psychotic. Our virtual ones contain no dodgy additives. Just dodgy fortunes.)


Be Happy and Useful
Wake Up, Be Kind, Kick Ass, Repeat
People Disappoint. Pizza is eternal
When nothing goes right, go left
Wake up and be awesome
Good people bring out the good in people
A simple hello could lead to a million things
Say yes to new adventures
To begin, begin

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